Monday, 4 January 2016

Deathgasm; possibly the best thing in the world

Don't read if you get easily offended. If you do read it and get offended somehow, I don't care.

Since the dawn of time, arguments have been caused buy one simple question, what is the best thing in the world?

A lot of you will look at this and say something like, 'uhh, obviously oxygen/food/water, duhh'.

That awnser is wrong. Very very wrong.

(No spoilers)
Last year, a horror comedy film was released named Deathgasm. It's a New Zealand made film directed by Jason Lei Howden. This movie followed a boy named Brodie (coincidence?...), who moves to a small town to live with his aunt and uncle after his mom is institutionalised. His aunt and uncle are very religious and do not approve of his love of heavy metal (His uncle tried to baptise him in his sleep). He formed a heavy metal band named Deathgasm with his friends Zakk, Dion and Giles. From there, things get a bit crazy and satanic. I won't spoil it.

This movie is so mind blowing, before the actual movie part even started my life was completely changed, I saw everything in a new way. I was an small fan of metal before, had a couple of Metallica albums, listens to it from time to time in class, but this makes you want to devote your life to heavy metal and Satan.

This movie was mind blowing and changed my life, and the lives of others around me.
I give it a solid 666/666. Good job Jason Lei Howden, you really captured the essence of metal heads and their day to day lives

This movie is probably way better than '#horror', which we didn't watch cause it was too slow to load (Thank you internet gods). Normally I don't watch too many horror movies, but this is probably the best thing you'll ever see ever and nothing else will be good enough in comparison. And then your life will be a constant disappointment because nothing will be as good as this movie. Ever.

Anyway, watch the movie and post your reaction and experience in the comments.

See ya bruvs, I'm off to buy some corpse paint

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